May 2013
buttlid:
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
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harrypottersmum:
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
harrypottersmum:
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
nahlou:
there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you
memoriesandreality:
How you grasp my hand tight in the midst of a crowd so that I don’t get lost.
Smile at me, and I melt.
memoriesandreality:
“I love distracting you.”
fluent-in-lesbianism:
forsciencejohn:
when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”
thepyrolizard:
imagine-the-unimaginative:
thepyrolizard:
SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting
dead sirius
Get the fuck out
don’t worry, I have a lot more bellatrix up my sleeve
the-tricky-angel-gabriel:
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is……
so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.
the accuracy of this post is alarming.
Besides, she said: A list of films everyone should... →
wolfandlion:
A list of films everyone should see:
Click link to watch film. If there are any problems with the links just message me.
Django Unchained
Gangster Squad
Life Of Pi
No Country for Old Men
Ruby Sparks
Beginners
American Beauty
Black Swan
Rise…
marina-del-cyrus:
Whenever I get period cramps
carawill:
starksexual:
why are men so damn obsessed with women going to the bathroom together
that’s all we do, one goes in while the other waits outside, sometimes holding the door so it won’t open
that’s all, dude chill
The above is a lie we actually go and have massive orgies together with other groups of girls in the restroom and then we gossip about all your faults and failures and...
jwisser:
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vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
April 2013
When your friends start liking something you told...
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Honestly though, some times the shit Glee puts on this show.
bleerios:
suddenly i ship it
I can’t exactly describe how I feel but it’s not quite right. And it leaves me...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via counterfeitfairytales)
hitlersasshole:
I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself